By DEAN JOHNS
Given my life-long fascination with words and their tricky meanings
and psychological significance, I’ve long been intrigued by Najib Abdul
Razak’s verbal capacity for highlighting whatever realities he is most
desperate to hide.
His every utterance is precisely the reverse of the clearly observable
truth, as in his ridiculous claims of “zero tolerance of corruption” and
“transparent governance” in support of his aim to transform his
“1Malaysia” into “the world’s best democracy”.
And, as I discussed at length back in an April 2010 column
titled “Reading Najib’s lips”, his fanciful speeches and false
statements are riddled with self-revealing Freudian (fraudian?) slips.
Two years ago, as you may or may not recall, the word most uppermost on
Najib’s mind seemed to be “model”. But his repeated use of it at the
time, far from convincing us of his claim that then US administration
considered Malaysia a “model” nation, or of the worth of Najib’s own
“New Economic Model”, rather served to remind us of suspicions of his
implication in the murder of Mongolian “model” Altantuya Shaariibuu.
A more recent terminological obsession intended to make a positive statement has been that of “honorary doctorate”.
But
in unintended reversals of message that would have delighted Dr Freud,
the awarding of this “honour” to Najib by Monash University served only
to remind most of us of his capacity for nothing but spin-doctoring, and
the honorary doctorate that Curtin University gave his spouse,
self-styled first lady of Malaysia, Rosmah Mansor, for most of us merely
confirmed her as deserving of a PhD in retail therapy.
And now Najib has come up with another figure of speech that, rather
than causing the Malaysian people to reel back spellbound at the magic
of his words, shows every sign of turning into a self-inflicted wound.
In a typically patronising television address to the simple-minded
masses, he has characterised himself as the “driver” of the metaphorical
“moving vehicle” of Malaysia, and warned against the dangers of
changing the driver part-way through the journey.
“To ensure that the vehicle arrives safely at its destination in the
allocated time, do not experiment with changing the driver whose ability
has already been proven,” he urged.
“Do not replace it with a dangerous and suspicious driver halfway
through, do not make the wrong choice,” he added, in case his audience
had missed the point that they should avoid voting for the opposition.
Taking Malaysians for a ride for decades
The trouble with this “driver” analogy, of course, as countless scornful
citizens couldn’t help commenting, is that Najib and his fellow big
wheels in Umno/BN have been driving Malaysia into the ground and taking
Malaysians for a ride for decades.
And
this is nowhere more evident than on the nation’s roads. Where, due to
the same spirit of reckless abandon with which Najib and his co-drivers
pretend to run the country, Malaysians are killed or maimed at ten times
the rate of their counterparts in countries whose governments take
road-safety seriously.
And instead of doing something about stemming this tide of slaughter and
helping people reach their destinations safely, Umno/BN’s police are a
positive obstacle to progress.
Failing in their duty to enforce the traffic rules in favour of creating
roadblocks for the purpose of soliciting bribes, or preventing
demonstrators from reaching their assembly points, or causing even more
massive jams than usual in attempts to turn the populace against street
protesters.
And even the everyday jams that make Malaysian motorists’ lives such a
misery are a symptom of Umno/BN’s appallingly pedestrian performance in
the planning and construction of a proper public transport system.
Then there’s the “my grandfather’s road” mentality with which the regime
arrogantly imposes ever-more frequent and expensive tolls on the
long-suffering citizenry, for the sole purpose of enriching themselves
and their cronies.
And as if such massive highway-robbery wasn’t enough to steer more and
more Malaysians toward the opposition in the forthcoming election,
there’s Najib’s appalling record of U-turns on all his promises of
reform.
For
example, the electoral machinery so precision-engineered and fine-tuned
for the purpose of keeping Malaysia in Umno/BN’s clutches is still
humming along regardless of a token parliamentary inquiry.
That cunning device for keeping the brakes on the freedom of the news
media, the Printing Presses and Publications Act, is still firmly in
force. And Najib is so far from reforming the thing as he promised to
that the other night at the ludicrous mainstream press awards he
actually promised to put the “reforms” into reverse with legislation
regulating the online media.
Lack of drive on graft
Najib and his passengers in the Umno/BN bus have also been showing a
lamentable lack of drive when it comes to dealing with Umno/BN
corruption and other crimes.
The
National Feedlot Corporation (NFC) scandal, now popularly known as
“Cowgate”, remains as unresolved as countless other financial atrocities
before it.
And there is still no sign of any action on the cases of Teoh Beng Hock,
Ananthan Kugan or any of countless other “suspects” killed in the
custody of so-called law-enforcement agencies. Or any glimmer of
willingness to investigate allegations of complicity between senior
police, the attorney-general and organised crime figures.
So that all in all, whatever kind of vehicle Najib Razak would like the
Malaysian people to believe he’s handling so well as to be irreplaceable
behind the wheel, it’s clearly by no means a high-performance vehicle.
Nor is he any great shakes as a driver. In fact he’s at about the level of “L” as in “lembu”, he’s nothing but an accident looking for someplace to happen.
And in fact it’s high time that the drivel-spouting Najib and all his
fellow road-hogs in Umno/BN were summarily ejected from the driver’s
seat they’ve occupied for way too long, and finally driven right out of
office.
DEAN JOHNS, after many years in Asia, currently lives with his
Malaysian-born wife and daughter in Sydney, where he coaches and mentors
writers and authors and practises as a writing therapist. Published
books of his columns for Malaysiakini include ‘Mad about Malaysia’, ‘Even Madder about Malaysia’, ‘Missing Malaysia’ and ‘1Malaysia.con’.
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